Your Old Habits Are OK With Our New Blade
Urban legend has it that guys think about doing the deed once every 7 seconds.
That ads up to 8 or 9 times per minute, up to 540 times per hour, and over 8,000 times a day. We mean… maybe it’s right. Right?
The truth, according to an Ohio State University study, is more like 19 times a day. But some guys in their study were pondering carnal knowledge as many as 388 times while awake (no word on the number while sleeping).
Makes you wonder what else guys spend a lot of time doing on autopilot. Well, in related news, guys have been found to spend a whole lot of time stroking … their faces while shaving. In fact, research reveals that most guys’ shaving habits don’t stop with a single stroke.
On average, guys take about 120 strokes from start to finish during a single shave – even though their shave gel has been wiped away after the initial 50 strokes. In their efforts to get a really close shave, guys re-stroke and re-stroke and re-stroke – which used to be a sure-fire way to nick, cut or irritate your skin.
Most old habits are hard to break. Good news. This is one you don’t have to.
Thanks to the new Fusion ProShield™ with FlexBall Technology, you can stroke like crazy. The special ingredient? It adds lubrication before AND after the blades move across your face. This shields your skin from irritation and protects your face – no matter how many strokes you take when you shave.
We’ve changed our cartridges so that you don’t have to change the way you shave. You’re welcome.
As for the other things guys do on autopilot, like leaving the toilet seat up no matter how many times a girl begs you not to… wish we could help with that. We’re not miracle workers.